he was adorable and clearly thought I was bizarre.
describing a guy I met
Girl, you got a good butt.
Said to me last night by an adorable dude as he gave my booty a gentle pat. Oddly enough I just laughed and said “Thank you.” 

Chatting with my married bro

  • Michael: I'm so ready for the beach
  • Me: omg, me too. so ready! work has been crazy. my personal life is pretty stupid right now. i need a vacation.
  • Michael: whats up?
  • me: just your standard "i'm 28, fabulous, yet oddly single" stuff

It’s been a little bit of a lonely weekend.

I would make out with a random stranger right now. Not proud of this—just being honest. 

Chris was attacked by a cougar (also a single mom) last night.

  • Me: it was totally a fun night. are you excited about becoming a step dad?
  • Chris: oh goodness

I'm so bad at texting. This late night convo was totally pointless:

  • Me: Hey, are you out and about?
  • Dude: Not tonight.....are youuuuu?
  • Me: I am a little bit.
  • Dude: Sounds like a little bit of trouble.
  • Me: Nooo, no trouble. I'm the opposite of trouble. Just out with a few friends. saw Yacht Rock for the first time, just hanging out at The Highlander now.
  • Dude: Well sounds like a pretty nice night. Sorry I'm being lazy tonight. Try and keep the trouble to a minimum there, crazy.
  • Me: Will do.
  • Me: Also, I'm not crazy! You think I'm crazy?
  • Dude: haha no ma'am, just messing
  • Me: Good :)

Sometimes you stay out late and text someone that you shouldn’t.

Oops! Please confiscate my phone. 

Oh well, chock it up to being single and carefree!  

Need to do some serious “hunting,” as my girl Danielle likes to call it. We’ll see what I can do this long weekend. I can at least guarantee that there will be dancing with strangers. 

Need to do some serious “hunting,” as my girl Danielle likes to call it. We’ll see what I can do this long weekend. I can at least guarantee that there will be dancing with strangers. 

The Single Life

Sometimes your day sucks. You feel lonely. You order Chinese food. 

This has been a pathetic post, thank you very much. 


 

Sighted over the weekend: Constantine from The Bachelorette

Someone who could probably run his own blog about dating in ATL.